Kalau orang Malaysia cakap English
Kalau orang Malaysia cakap English....
Kalau orang lain kata our English is terrible, u all just ignore them...sape kata kita punya English teruk??? nooo..lah. Just see below...english kiter ni simple, concise, staright to the point,effective, cemerlang, gemilang..etc....Contohnyer...
Bila hendak beritau pelanggan tentang berita kurang baik.
Orang Inggeris : I'm sorry...Sir, but we dont seem to have the sweater u want in ur size, but if u give me a moment..i can call the other outlets for you.
Orang Malaysia : No stock la........
Membuat panggilan balas.
Orang Inggeris : Hello, this is John Travolta. did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Orang Malaysia : hello.......who page?
Bila seseorang ingin belanja.
Orang Inggeris : Hey.. put ur wallet away. this drink is on me.
Orang Malaysia : No need lah.....
Bila meminta keizinan
Orang Inggeris : excuse me, but do u think it would be possible for me to enter through this door ?
Orang Malaysia : ( tunjuk ke pintu ) Can arr?
Bila meraikan tetamu
Orang Inggeris : Please make urself right at home.
Orang Malaysia : Dont be shy lahh.......
Bila menolak pelawaan.
Orang inggeris : I'd prefer not to do that, if u dont mind.
Orang Malaysia : Dont want lah.......
Bila tak setuju dalam sesuatu perbincangan.
Orang Inggeris : Err.....Alex, i have to stop u there. I understand where u're coming from, but i really have to disagree with what u said about the issue.
Orang Malaysia : u mad..hah?
Bila meminta seseorang merendahkan suaranya.
Orang Inggeris : excuse me.....but could u please lower ur voice, i'm trying to concentrate over her.
Orang Malaysia : Shut up lahhh...............
Bila bertanya seseorang samaada dia mengenali anda.
Orang Inggeris : excuse me...but i noticed u staring at me for sometime....do i know u?
Orang Malaysia : See what ?! See what ?!
Bila cuba mengetahui apa yang telah berlaku.
Orang Inggeris : Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Orang Malaysia : what happen? why like that?
Bila sedang marah.
Orang Inggeris : would u mind not disturbing me
Orang Malaysia : Celaka u !!!!!!
Kalau orang lain kata our English is terrible, u all just ignore them...sape kata kita punya English teruk??? nooo..lah. Just see below...english kiter ni simple, concise, staright to the point,effective, cemerlang, gemilang..etc....Contohnyer...
Bila hendak beritau pelanggan tentang berita kurang baik.
Orang Inggeris : I'm sorry...Sir, but we dont seem to have the sweater u want in ur size, but if u give me a moment..i can call the other outlets for you.
Orang Malaysia : No stock la........
Membuat panggilan balas.
Orang Inggeris : Hello, this is John Travolta. did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Orang Malaysia : hello.......who page?
Bila seseorang ingin belanja.
Orang Inggeris : Hey.. put ur wallet away. this drink is on me.
Orang Malaysia : No need lah.....
Bila meminta keizinan
Orang Inggeris : excuse me, but do u think it would be possible for me to enter through this door ?
Orang Malaysia : ( tunjuk ke pintu ) Can arr?
Bila meraikan tetamu
Orang Inggeris : Please make urself right at home.
Orang Malaysia : Dont be shy lahh.......
Bila menolak pelawaan.
Orang inggeris : I'd prefer not to do that, if u dont mind.
Orang Malaysia : Dont want lah.......
Bila tak setuju dalam sesuatu perbincangan.
Orang Inggeris : Err.....Alex, i have to stop u there. I understand where u're coming from, but i really have to disagree with what u said about the issue.
Orang Malaysia : u mad..hah?
Bila meminta seseorang merendahkan suaranya.
Orang Inggeris : excuse me.....but could u please lower ur voice, i'm trying to concentrate over her.
Orang Malaysia : Shut up lahhh...............
Bila bertanya seseorang samaada dia mengenali anda.
Orang Inggeris : excuse me...but i noticed u staring at me for sometime....do i know u?
Orang Malaysia : See what ?! See what ?!
Bila cuba mengetahui apa yang telah berlaku.
Orang Inggeris : Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Orang Malaysia : what happen? why like that?
Bila sedang marah.
Orang Inggeris : would u mind not disturbing me
Orang Malaysia : Celaka u !!!!!!
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